Monday, December 24, 2007

Some Humor for the Cold Days

Gore Opens Mouth, Increases Carbon Footprint

Florida is a very hot state – even in November. And members of lower-income socio-economic groups – who are most likely to vote Democrat – often can’t afford air-conditioning. Now, if you’re sitting around in a pool of your own sweat drinking Thunderbird, what are the chances you’ll be motivated to vote on election day?

The Republicans know well about vote suppression through climate manipulation. It is a fact that for every degree the temperature rises, voter turnout decreases by 3 percent.

The funny thing is, I wasn't sure if it was real or satire until about half way through. Sure it sounds insane, but most of Gore's rhetoric is.

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